Saturday, November 12, 2005

TERMS OF SERVICE

Some of the material on Mary Wehmeier's "The Pixel Ranch", and some of Mary Wehmeier's websites and mailing lists are definitely unsuitable for children under the age of 18, especially those raised by a politically correct, over protective person or persons with a victicrat mentality who think everything in the world needs to be "nice." If you are such a person, or parented by such a person log off now and go read THE TEN THINGS YOU CAN'T SAY IN AMERICA by Larry Elder. Then go get a life without using shrinks, drugs or tapping into public social services system. I pay enough in taxes.

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The Pixel Ranch is an Equal Opportunity Employer, employing absolutely no one except ourselves. Therefore we have little regard to age, sex, race or national origin, because we just do not care. We treat everyone the same. Therefore, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. This material is not protected under the Geneva or the Bern Convention on Copyright, as it is freely available to anyone with an IQ over their shoe size and able to log onto the Internet with an AOL SnapPack. However-- with the exception of those elements we have ourselves lifted, swiped, pilfered, reverse engineered, stolen, robbed or otherwise plagiarized, use of said material without attribution or linking could result in serious consequences, which propriety prohibits us from mentioning here. However our lawyers are better than yours. Trust me.

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